Product Description

In a world where desires clash with reality, one shirt dares to speak the unspoken: “I wish I had Serotonin instead of a huge cock.” This bold statement challenges societal norms, sparking conversations about mental health and identity. Are we ready to confront what truly matters beneath the surface?

I wish I had Serotonin instead of a huge cock shirt: Enjoy this style.

Name: I Wish I Had Serotonin Instead Of A Huge Cock Shirt - Fireartee
Brand: Fireartee
Price: 22.99 USD
Availability: InStock

– Soft as a cloud, this shirt feels like a serotonin boost for your skin—no prescription needed.
– Bold design screams, “I have priorities, and they’re not what you think!”
– High-quality fabric ensures it survives both existential crises and spin cycles.
– Perfect for those days when you need a laugh more than a date.
– Wear it and instantly become the life of the party—or at least the most relatable.

Get this I wish I had Serotonin instead of a huge cock shirt.

Elevate your wardrobe and your mood with the “I Wish I Had Serotonin Instead of a Huge Cock” shirt. This bold statement piece is not just a conversation starter but a testament to embracing humor and authenticity. Don’t miss out on the chance to own a shirt that combines wit with style. Grab yours today and let your confidence shine—because who needs a huge cock when you’ve got a huge personality?

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SHIPPING TIMES:

– United States:

Standard (6 – 12 Business Days)
Expedited (4 – 8 Business Days)

– International:

Standard (14 – 28 Business Days)
Expedited (7 – 14 Business Days)

SHIPPING COST:

– Standard Shipping ($4.99+)

Orders using this option generally arrive 5-10 days (U.S. orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.

– Shipping and expedited manufacturing ($19.99+) (U.S. Only)

Orders using this option jump to the front of the manufacturing queue which can generally save a couple days (or more during busier times of the year).
It’s highly recommended to use this option if you are ordering for a specific event or holiday.
Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders are processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.

Please Note:

We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 1-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.
Our shirts are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.