Product Description

In a world where fashion meets chaos, brace yourself for the ultimate showdown: the “Please Be Patient I Have A Tummy Ache And A Gun In My Pocket” shirt. It’s the perfect blend of discomfort and danger, ensuring you’ll turn heads and raise eyebrows faster than you can say “fashion emergency!”

Please Be Patient I Have A Tummy Ache And A Gun In My Pocket Shirt: A Unique and Creative Design.

Name: Please Be Patient I Have A Tummy Ache And A Gun In My Pocket Shirt - Fireartee
Brand: Fireartee
Price: 22.99 USD
Availability: InStock

– Unmatched comfort: Feels like a gentle hug from a cloud, if clouds had a sense of humor.
– Eye-catching design: Perfect for those who want to say “I’m quirky” without actually saying it.
– High-quality fabric: So durable, it could survive a zombie apocalypse, or at least a laundry mishap.
– Conversation starter: Instantly makes you the most interesting person in the room, or at least the most confusing.
– Insider joke: Only true fans know the secret power of a tummy ache and a pocket gun.

Let buy this Please Be Patient I Have A Tummy Ache And A Gun In My Pocket Shirt.

Embrace the bold and quirky with the “Please Be Patient I Have A Tummy Ache And A Gun In My Pocket” shirt. It’s not just a statement piece; it’s a conversation starter. Stand out, spark curiosity, and let your wardrobe do the talking. Don’t miss out on owning this unique blend of humor and style. Grab yours today and flex your fearless fashion sense with a wink and a smile. Be the trendsetter everyone talks about!

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SHIPPING TIMES:

– United States:

Standard (6 – 12 Business Days)
Expedited (4 – 8 Business Days)

– International:

Standard (14 – 28 Business Days)
Expedited (7 – 14 Business Days)

SHIPPING COST:

– Standard Shipping ($4.99+)

Orders using this option generally arrive 5-10 days (U.S. orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.

– Shipping and expedited manufacturing ($19.99+) (U.S. Only)

Orders using this option jump to the front of the manufacturing queue which can generally save a couple days (or more during busier times of the year).
It’s highly recommended to use this option if you are ordering for a specific event or holiday.
Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders are processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.

Please Note:

We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 1-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.
Our shirts are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.